Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Government-Approved Toys


This playset is one of the best purchases one can make for a child. If in the past your child bawled uncontrollably when stopped at police roadblocks, during one of Daddy's arrests, or while Mommy is tasered for going 35mph in a 25 mph speed zone, your problem is now solved! Now, after playing with this for several months, your child will be perfectly docile.

As an adjunct to this product, I would also recommend that you purchase the Playmobil Armed Standoff Playset, Fisher-Price Little People Battering Ram, and the Nerf Tear-Gas Canister Deployment Gun.

Bill of Rights sold separately.

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