Thursday, March 20, 2008

Be Careful Where You Sit...And Where You Shop


Centava Dozier has filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, claiming that a male passenger masterbated in the seat next to hers and then ejaculated into her hair while she napped.


The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a "substance" in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.


In other monkey-spanking news, 25-year-old Ricardo Faulk was arrested last Tuesday in Oregon for ejaculating on a woman walking in an aisle of the Target store. And even worse, she was there with her baby!


The victim, who does not want to be identified (makes sense), was at the store with her 3 year old daughter. She said she felt something hit her on the back of her pants. When she turned, she quickly realized what had happened. Faulk had been masturbating in the aisle and his love-juice had hit its "Target."

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